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You need to be called Martha for all of Superman (Henry Cavill), Batman (Ben Affleck) and Wonder Woman (Gal Gadot) to save the world from Lex Luther (Jesse Eisenberg) and Kryptonian forces far beyond the capability of Earthly powers to fight. Batman vs Superman – Dawn of Justice begins with the dark overtones that we love in the Batman franchise, but degenerates into the relentless sfx and fighting sequences that typify the franchise. Incoherent entertainment

13.5/20

Amazon Party

Resplendent with colour, catchy music, and a storyline that is somewhat touching in parts, Rio 2 is a winner. Blu (Jesse Eisenberg) and Jewel (Anne Hathaway) head out to the Amazon to find the last of the Spix's macaws. The search results in success, but not without much adventure. Where Rio 2 is exceptional is its continuous ability to induct freshness through an all-new cast of cameo characters – sloths, mosquitoes, and turtles included

14/20

Dark Horses

Four magicians - Daniel (Jesse Eisenberg), Henley (Isla Fisher), Jack (Dave Franco) and Merritt (Woody Harrelson) - get a mysterious summons that is later found to be from one Arthur Tressler (Michael Caine). The four maricians form the Four Horsemen - who put up a show in Vegas that unbelievably has a man from teh audience rob a bank in Paris, and distribute the largesse to the attendees. The act of crime, however benevolent, does not go unnoticed, and the quartet soon find tenacious detectives Dylan (Mark Ruffalo) and Alma (Melanie Laurent) hot on their trail. But is that really an accurate picture of the goings-on, or, in the true nature of magic, are we seeing less the closer we get? Now you See Me is no The Prestige, but what it lacks in dark noir intensity, it more than makes up in a never-a-dull-moment script with a cops-and-robbers sequence interspersed by some pretty spectacular magic shows

14/20

30*3 Minutes of Capers

Down-in-the dumps pizza delivery boy Dwayne (Jesse Eisenberg) and friend Chet (Aziz Ansari) lead a humdrum smalltown existence. Till fate decides to come knocking their way. A chance kidnapping by two small time crooks, and Dwayne and Chet, under fear of death, find themselves out to rob a bank for $ 100 grand. With a bomb strapped to Dwayne’s chest, no less. The movie turns to a series of mildly hilarious escapades with the very occasional touch of the outstandingly comic. With a few over-the-top characters, and rank amateur criminals playing their parts rather well, 30 Minutes or Less is about getting your life back in 10 hours or less, and having a few laughs along the way

11.5/20

Birds Beasts and Beastly People

The eponymous Rio plays out the story of Blu (Jesse Eisenberg) and Jewel (Anne Hathaway), two Spix’s Macaws, the former a pampered pet from Minnesota, the latter a wild bird kept in captivity, in the city of the same name. The two are the last of their species and have been brought together to (hopefully) mate. Stolen by smugglers, the duo manage to escape into the rainforest, but are constantly constrained by the fact that Blu cannot fly, and also that the two are chained to each other. With the help of Rafael (George Lopez), the two birds get to Luiz (Tracy Morgan), but danger is not far behind, and the owners Linda and Tulio are also hot on the trail in their search for the missing birds. A riot of colour – an outstanding visual spectacle, and an entertaining children’s adventure. In the inevitable comparison, Rio does not capture the wry humour of Rango, but nor does it seek to – it is intended for a simpler audience, child or adult

13/20

Fun with the Dead

Zombieland is a horror-comedy on America becoming a land of zombies, and four survivors coming together in the unlikeliest of circumstances. The protagonist, Columbus (Jesse Eisenberg), a self-confessed loner and survivor of many encounters with the zombies through a set of rules that he has made for himself, meets Tallahassee (Woody Harrelson), a trigger happy zombie killer on his quest for hometown, Twinkies, and the erasing of the memories of a lost son. They meet two sisters Wichita and Little Rock (Emma Stone and Abigail Breslin), whose survival strategy happens to be conning the last few survivors (which includes Columbus and Tallahassee), and whose objective is to find their way to Pacific Playland, an amusement park. Through deepening ties in the face of mistrust, and faux pas’ such as killing Bill Murray by accident, the movie ends with a scene of climactic encounters at the amusement park, and the realization all round that without life’s little pleasures, and people you can call family, perhaps we would rather all be zombies. But this is no morality tale, this is an interesting little movie taking the hackneyed zombie theme and bringing it all together rather nicely. Expect Planet Terror style gutwrenching visuals, and moments of genuine human emotion

13.5/20