… Like much of
the weed in the movie, goes my respect for Mark Wahlberg and Mila Kunis. How
could two Hollywood A-listers be caught dead in a movie like Ted? Here is an
apology for a movie that I could tolerate for all of 33 minutes. So, John (Mark
Wahlberg) was a lonely boy, and a shooting star grants him the wish of a
lifetime – a talking – and soon-to-be-celebrity teddy bear (Seth McFarlane) for
company. Novelty and a quality relationship fade with time, however. As John
grapples with a dead-end job, the neither-here-nor-there relationship with Lori
(Mila Kunis) that is on for all of four years, and the viewer is treated to
more hash and hookers, and outright grossness, I decided it was time to can the
movie and trash it here. No matter how it ends, jokes about Parkinson’s are not
my idea of humor – in any form
7/20
No comments:
Post a Comment