Bring Home the Book

Eli (Denzel Washington) is a lonely man in a post-apocalyptic dystopia. He hunts his own food, and works his way westwards across the wasteland that America has become. Also, he carries a King James Bible – The Book of Eli – and through many readings of it comes to know of its power to motivate, and it becomes his purpose to hand the book to that which lies west. On the way he reaches a hick-town dominated by one tyrant – Carnegie (Gary Oldman) – who is in search of the book himself, as he looks for a means to control the minds of people. On threat of much pain to the mother (Jennifer Beals) he sends daughter Solara (Mila Kunis) on an errand to find out more about Eli. Eli and Solara end up destroying the little evil empire of Carnegie, and deliver the Book into safe hands that hopefully hold the key to humanity. Very clearly a very Catholic movie for the God-fearing kind, the morality tale does not fall through because it never is pretentious nor pompous, but continues in the even dark backdrop and, adjusted for our general cynicism with all things religious, leaves us with a spattering of hope

12.5/20

Blinds Off

Michael Oher (Quinton Aaron) is The Blind Side of society. The reject is a giant, a colored, an orphan, a man with no place to go. And finds, however unlikely, a home and a future in the homestead of Sean and Leigh Anne (Tim McGraw, Sandra Bullock) and their sprightly kids SJ and Collins (Jae Head and Lily Collins) – a future that starts with getting into a regular schooling system, and ends with a successful NFL career. The fact that the movies is remarkably watchable owes a lot to the natural emotional appeal of sports movies. While Michael and SJ put in two remarkable roles, especially the latter, the best actress Oscar for Sandra Bullock is somewhat debatable. All in all, this is yet another heartwarming sports movie that does not explore in depth themes of racial conflict and does not mean to. So what does it explore? Exploring as to why people are philanthropic? Is this a heal-thyself story asking rich America to be more generous? Worth a watch and replete with old-school Christian values

12/20

Alice in Blunderland

I was really really hoping that this one had turned out well. Instead I got treated to a seriously flawed screen adaptation that was truly a pain to watch. This current edition of Alice in Wonderland is one wherein the emphasis seems to be on the digital presentation of a magical world. All the characters without exception from the haughty Red Queen to the humble Dormouse are poorly developed – some like the Chesire Cat are excruciatingly poorly developed. Coming to the digital presentation – no redemption herein - garish special effects ensure that Charles Lutwidge Dodgson will gladly have given this rabbit hole a pass. The biggest failure of this movie is the turning of a (part-political) satire, and at the very least a funny story, into a good-vs-evil combat arena with generous pickings from the likes of LOTR (compare the faceoff with the Jabberwocky and the Nazgul faceoff in the first installment of LOTR), Narnia (good and evil – the battle across the plain), and the Golden Compass (riding the Bandersnatch vs Riding the Polar Bear). Is that all? Not quite. There is a perceptible lack of humour through the film. Also, this is a movie which will get a straight zero for costume design with it being hard to tell which is the more horrifying - Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter, or Anne Hathaway as the White Queen. The only redeeming feature – half a minute of recap of Alice’s last visit that shows a tiny vignette of what this Tim Burton (believe it or not) movie could have been

7/20

Englishman in New York

Simon Pegg (Sidney Young) is the Englishman in New York, a man of some spunk and, who, by any which means, wants to break into the Page 3 circuit, in particular the Sharps Magazine after-party. The proverbial shot comes by way of a gatecrashing attempt and a call from New York. Sidney in Sharps’ cut-throat culture, makes friends and proves himself after a near-disastrous series of faux pas’ – thanks to the support of girl next door and lead editor Alison (Kirsten Dunst). The other characters make for fair viewing too - the sultry and overtly sexual Sophie Maes (Megan Fox) with an unforgettable across-thre-pool saunter for promoting her latest release “Mother Teresa”, driven entrepreneur with a short fuse Clayton Harding (Jeff Bridges) who cannot suffer fools gladly but eventually comes round to Sidney, the ambitious Eleanor Johnson (Gillian Anderson) and Danny Huston (Lawrence Maddox). While How to Lose Friends and Alienate People has moments of genuine humour and introspection, overall this is good rather than remarkable fare, that will keep you occupied, as Sidney remains true to his character

11.5/20

Legion of Nonsense
We watched this movie in a movie hall. Two guys next to us slept through most of it, and left when they were done with their nap. At the end of Legion, the verdict all across that this was about as much nonsense that an audience can take, was almost unanimous. Now to the movie. God has tired of the human race, and would like to end it by turning the human race into a set of ravenous zombies that in turn turn other people into zombies, and so on. No way, says Angel Michael – humans are still full of the milk of (human) goodness – and launches a crusade in hick-town motel Paradise Lost against pestilence, repeated waves of zombie attacks, tests of human weakness, and manages to protect the birth of a baby who will ostensibly redeem mankind. With all the ingredients of a movie that is a thinly veiled attempt to milk sequels, this B-Grader has “flop” written over it in bold. This one will vanish without a trace. The underlying theme though, executed by a worthy cast and scriptwriter, could have had some justice served

5/20

Fun with the Dead

Zombieland is a horror-comedy on America becoming a land of zombies, and four survivors coming together in the unlikeliest of circumstances. The protagonist, Columbus (Jesse Eisenberg), a self-confessed loner and survivor of many encounters with the zombies through a set of rules that he has made for himself, meets Tallahassee (Woody Harrelson), a trigger happy zombie killer on his quest for hometown, Twinkies, and the erasing of the memories of a lost son. They meet two sisters Wichita and Little Rock (Emma Stone and Abigail Breslin), whose survival strategy happens to be conning the last few survivors (which includes Columbus and Tallahassee), and whose objective is to find their way to Pacific Playland, an amusement park. Through deepening ties in the face of mistrust, and faux pas’ such as killing Bill Murray by accident, the movie ends with a scene of climactic encounters at the amusement park, and the realization all round that without life’s little pleasures, and people you can call family, perhaps we would rather all be zombies. But this is no morality tale, this is an interesting little movie taking the hackneyed zombie theme and bringing it all together rather nicely. Expect Planet Terror style gutwrenching visuals, and moments of genuine human emotion

13.5/20

Watch this movie. Shudder.

Some movies are so good, so watchable, so perfect, they can actually make you go weak in the knees. When Teddy Daniels (Leonardo DiCaprio) and Chuck Aule (Mark Ruffalo), the former an US Marshal, step out to Shutter Island, a correctional facility for the psychologically insane, to investigate the disappearance of one Rachel Salondo, I was expecting a Zodiac or Lonely Hearts style period-piece investigative thriller. But this is a Martin Scorcese flim, and to expect the ordinary is to do gross injustice. The movie twists and turns and it is increasingly hard to make out what is real and what is imagined. Where is Rachel Salondo – did she ever exist. What is this facility about. Who is Chuck? Most of all, who is Teddy and what is in his past? While the plot does unravel and Teddy comes to terms – or close – to the ghosts of his past – till the very end the movie remains shrouded in mystery. Is Teddy cured and headed off the island, or is he still “unwell” and packed off to the mysterious and sinister lighthouse. Think of Scorcese laughing uproariously as he plays with your mind till the very end

18.5/20

The Times they are a Changing

Somehow Dylan’s timeless lines come to mind. America is changing, the Age of Superheroes is giving way to the Age of Introspection and turbulence. And the movies are following suit. Motivational guru and executor of retrenchment mandates, Ryan Bingham (George Clooney) criss-crosses America in a life wherein emotional detachment is part and parcel of what he needs to be, But how detached is he? Up in The Air is about Ryan making the connection with what he believes to be a kindred perpetually airborne soul, and then losing it. It is about a man, bereft of family and emotion, his only definable goal in life being the accumulation of 10 million frequent flyer miles, landing in bland landscapes, spreading the chill wind even as he ostensibly helps people find meaning in their new state of catastrophe. Most of all, it is about the relationship between Ryan and Natalie (Anna Kendrick), a newly recruited hotshot, who breaks in with new paradigms of operational efficiency in the art of firing people, but eventually finds her soul. This is a difficult movie to watch in parts, and I really wonder what kind of people labeled this in the comedy genre. This is a different Clooney, detached, reserved and vulnerable, as he changes with the ebb and flow of those whose lives he is tasked to change for the worse

16/20